Thursday, June 17, 2010

Flesh Eating Updates!!!!

Yes, that is a massively huge banner for the guys at HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. These dudes from the UK put on a show and from what I've read, they do a damn good job. If you live in the UK then I seriously suggest going to see these guys perform. I'm hoping one day they come to the States and do a show, but who the hell wants to come to America? I'd rather travel and go to the UK. The UK has lots of haunted history to it and that is something I'd be willing to visit. I watch too much TV, but I from what I can remember there are a lot of haunted castles. That would be awesome!

So if anyone is going to the UK, preferably Scotland, let me know. I'll pay for the boat ride and all. Sorry, no planes for me. Remember Flight of the Dead? how about Snakes on a Plane? Now what if the plane had both of those things.? I rather be swallowed whole by JAWS than to be eaten alive or bitten by stupid slithering creatures...

But seriously, go see these guys. There is a banner above for the "HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE RELOADED" site. These guys sold out last years Edinburgh Festival and that means they're about to do it again.

They've been doing tours too so if you can't go to the Edinburgh Festival you can check them out before and after as well. HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TOUR


Click that link at the top of the page with the HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE logo and information to go straight to their website.

BEST LOGO BANNER, EVER!

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Project 72


So my friend MJ called me the other day, and she told me about this thing called Project 72. Her friend, or classmate, or someone has this website where they have people write stories for them. The stories can be only 72 words or less. She had asked me to write a few and initially I thought they were supposed to zombie/horror related, but I was wrong haha. I wrote like 4 of them but only 2 were really worth keeping. I had asked a few people to send me some on our new facebook page and I only got one, and it was really good. Definitely better than my two haha.

Here they are:

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE


The blood streamed down my Louisville Slugger bat as I clenched my hands around the rubber grip. My eyes were closed shut cringing in fear. I opened one eye to see if the man was down and dead, he was. I couldn’t believe I had just killed a man who tried to eat my arm. If this is the zombie apocalypse, then I will fight this to the bitter end.





The Return of the Crazies


We kept driving down the long road in search of survivors and food. It’s been 39 days, 13 hours, and 58 minutes since the first attack on humanity hit. It was a biochemical weapon aboard a US Army truck. The truck popped a tire and flipped over into the local towns water stream. Anything with a heartbeat that consumes water was infected. Leaving town was our safest bet... so we thought.




Fellow fan ZACHARY GREEN sent in this one. I thought it was pretty bad ass!



FAMILY REUNION


He went to school to pick up his son. He heard, a gurgling scream of horror and pain. Rushing in through the front entrance…The Janitor was seen feasting on the corpse of a child, not his son. It turned…He ran…Down the Hall…Into the class room… “Steven! Come to Dad!”….The Boy Screams…He runs to his Son…”It’s All Going to be Alright Son, alright”…He Screams… As His Son Rips his throat out. The End.




Isn't that crazzzyyy???


Good job and thanks for sending that in Zach. Hopefully you'll write some more, I'll definitely post them.

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Zombies Revenge


Are there any video game fans out there? I was wondering if any of you guys remembered the underrated console called the Sega Dreamcast? I'm sorry but that system was beyond awesome. It got such bad reviews though! One of the things that kept me playing that system was House of the Dead 2, anndddddddddddd a little game called Zombies Revenge. Zombie Revenges graphics were very similar to House of the Dead 2's but it was a third person shooter. If anyone has that game, I'll buy it off of you! I think I might need the Dreamcast first though haha...


{ I had a video here, but YOUTUBE is retarded}


Here's a link to check out some gameplay of Zombies Revenge


I think the creators of this were trying to compete with Resident Evil... nothing beats old

school Resident Evil... NOTHING!!! I'm definitely going to the video game swap shop now

and trying to find this game. Definitely a fun one!

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The Fourth Kind


I'm not sure if anyone has seen this movie yet but I was bored the other day so I

gave it a shot. Apparently the there was some kind of alien abduction in the year 2000

in Alaska. It was based on true events. Through out the movie they show actual footage

of everything in one screen and then they show the acting part that matches it right next to it.

I really have absolutely no way to explain it other than you see real footage of stuff. It kind

of creeped me out a little bit because you see actual footage of some dude blowing

his wife's brains out. Of course it was in the dark though.


This psychologist who thinks that her husband was abducted by aliens starts experiencing

the same issues with her patients. They all claimed to see a white owl outside of their

window that wouldn't go away. Eventually people start going nuts and the ladies

daughter gets abducted, blah blah blah. People think that she went crazy too even though

there is real footage. It made me think of the Exorcism of Emily Rose because at

the end it pretty much tells you to believe what you want to believe. It stars Mila Jovavich

from the Resident Evil movies. I don't think it's a movie worth buying before you see it

but definitely give it a shot on like Netflix or however.



Still Coming:

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I owe you guys a lot!


- I'm still writing worthy Project 72 zombie/horror stories. I'll post some

soon. Hopefully more of my small fan base will do the same!


- I had to re print my Dr. Dale's Zombie Dictionary so it's taking me longer

to do a review. It will be soon though, I promise! I kind of went back to take

more notes on things because there is a lot humor and pop culture

references that make the book 10 times more awesome!


- Still haven't watched Zombie Diaries yet. I misplaced the DVD in

a box full of DVD's. I'm still moving things around. That and I bought

the Muppet show Season 1 and Red Dead Redemption for Xbox 360.


My time has been consumed!


- Still working on the Dead Rising 2 interview/whatever they'll give me!


- I am writing the zombie script still. I changed my mind and won't post

anything on here because it's kind of lame and funnier on camera

(I swear!).



and that's it for now.


Until next time,


KEEP SURVIVING!


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